MrFumejunkie

Friday evening in the local park, enjoying a gorgeous sunset whilst walking the dog. I am currently slightly obsessed with this one. After falling hook, line and sinker (say it with Jeremy Irons' accent in Die Hard 3 and with the same sarcastic tone) for Iris Cartagena "courtesy" of the hyped up "honest and impartial" reviews of countless influencers on Insta(couldn't care less)gram and promptly reselling it on E(vil)bay, I decided to swim against the current, and like a greedily voracious but smart rainbow trout, have bitten the lesser known bait of Myrrhe Shadow. And so glad I am. Don't listen to the old boys banging about The "King" of panty droppers, Avenuts (yes, not a typo), and go instead for this one, you won't regret it. With the added bonus of being completely genderless, so it really doesn't matter who's panties are being dropped, be that bulgy trunks or G-strings. This perfume found my G-spot.